Can we make this a four-way? I wanna get in on this.
Yes honey I’ve already talked about this. We all need to have an orgy.
A three-way huh? Sounds tempting. It would be very sexy and hot. Oh god you're so kinky. Now I want you even more!!!
Haha I get that a lot. When you’re ready come and get it.
So I started my new job yesterday and the only thing that’s sore are my butt cheeks like why?????
Yeah but you have a husband. I want all that cuteness, juiciness, and thickness to myself!!!!
Yo well we could oh idk have a three way and call it a day?
women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*
woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*
men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”
(Source: kimyefanclub, via sludgepussy)
You're just so sexy. Why can't I have you?
Oh but you can, my precious.